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Bill O'Reilly's Gone Too God Damn Far

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I’m trying to find a clip (The Daily Show played it last night), but Trent Lott, who we all know is usually very respectful of minorities, had this to say about President Bush’s next pick for Supreme Court Justice:

“I think the President should look across the country and find the most qualified man, woman, or minority.”

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